Here are some jokes acquired from around the internet. I saw no copyright information, but if I have plagiarized anyone, please let me know. There are also jokes submitted to me and credit is given when an address is available. If you have a good Scandinavian joke, please e-mail me. Workers Ole and Lars were working for the city public works department in Wisconsin. Ole would dig a hole and Lars would follow behind and fill the hole in.
Ole and Lena
Ole & Lena Jokes
Many of these Minnesota jokes start out by asking: "Have you heard the one about Ole and Lena? Here are a few you might hear on Main Street on any given day. One night, a torrential rain soaked northwestern Minnesota. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there. Johnson was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Lena, waiting for help to come.
Ole and Lena jokes can be long and drawn-out stories, or as short as two or three sentences. Lena is typically portrayed as the smarter of the two, often explaining where Ole went wrong in his misadventures. Another common character is Sven , who usually shows up in jokes along with Ole, making Sven and Ole jokes, though all three may appear together. Sven isn't as bright as Ole and Lena, but he means well.
They are met by God on the stairway to heaven. God says, "There are 3, steps to heaven. It's very serious up there. I'll tell you a joke on each 1,th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell.